Today was a pretty hectic travel day for us. On top of that, this year marks the 10th anniversary of PAX Prime. Taking all these factors into account, I can think of no better time than now to reach into the Somnambuant Archives. This post was written on the eve of last year's PAX, but the advice is still good for any new or experienced attendee. Enjoy the article and stay tuned to our twitter feed during the next few days, as we'll be doing our best to keep you updated with the latest news from PAX 2014.
Lessons From A PAX Veteran
The first time I went to PAX was 2007. I stood and sat in the the enormous line with my friend Josh for what seemed like an eternity. Ushered into what was then the main theatre, we listened to Wil Wheaton give that incredible keynote that became the guiding light for my PAX experience since. PAX 2007 was an incredible three day whirlwind.
I have been lucky enough to return to PAX Prime every year since. This year will be my seventh consecutive year attending and in that time, I've seen it grow into a massive conglomeration of everything your heart desires. Throughout all of it's growth, it has remained a one of a kind experience. So allow me to offer you a few tasty bits of advice to those of you attending PAX for the first time.
Keep in mind, while most of this is written with four day pass holders in mind, the lessons are certainly applicable to those attending fewer than that.
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Pack light. If you have a handheld, bring it, and maybe two or three games. It's a great way to pass the time in line, especially if you get there early. A couple snacks are good to pack in there as well, for the hungers. Unless you have a specific thing you want a specific person to sign, don't worry about packing a book or console. The PAX book you'll get while in line is perfect for autographs. Lastly, but probably most important, water. Pack a water bottle, or wear a camel pak if you prefer. You will be walking or standing most of the day in close proximity to hundreds of people. Your cells will thirst. Quench them.
We know what you're packing now, but you're still naked! Worry not, this one is easy. Look at your closet. Find the most comfortable clothes you can still wear in public. Wash them all, then pack them all. Next up, wear socks and covered shoes. I know, it may seem unwise to restrict your feet from breathing, but after the 307th time your foot gets stomped or stubbed, you'll wish you had better shoes. You'll also experience the aroma of all the other people that let their feet breathe. Remember, breathing is best left to your lungs. Find a comfortable pair of sneakers, something you can walk around all day in. Because you will be... you will be.
Now that you're fit for the out of doors and packed for your time, lets discuss what you should do. If it's your first time, I highly recommend checking out one of the Q&A sessions with Mike and Jerry. They're really funny and give a good primer for PAX attendees. The Keynote every year is also good for this. Other than that, try to keep your schedule open. While the panels and shows at PAX are great, the best times I've had have been talking and playing games with other people.

There will be a lot of things going on at PAX. Know this; you won't be able to see everything. You will kill yourself trying. Trust me, I've been the bedraggled attendee crawling towards the next panel. It ain't pretty. Give yourself at least a couple hours leeway in between panels and events to allow for lines and travel time. It's also a great idea to subscribe to the official PAX Lines twitter feed. Make sure that you allow time for yourself to eat. There is food at the convention center, as well as almost everywhere around it. Take advantage of this and nourish your -hopefully- quenched cells.
Keep an eye on your things. Even though most of the people at PAX are awesome, there are a few dicks lurking in the shadows. If you have a camera (you should), wear it on you, or pack it in such a way that you can't leave it somewhere. backpacks are good only as long as you have them on. You'll also get a ton of goodies from booths and grab bags. Keep it close and drop it off at your home/hotel/hole/whatever at the end of each day. carrying all that stuff around will make you more likely to lose something.
